Silver Dude (Silver Foxx)

Once upon a time there was a teenager named Silver Dude. He got tormented by an evil, mean, and powerful bully named Mr.Bully.
"I don't want this nerd, nor that one, or this one, neither this one or that one....I want him", Mr. Bully said.
"Who me?"replied Silver Dude in a shaky voice.
"Yeah, you."
"Okay."
And from there on, Silver was Mr.Bully's nerd(...and servant too)
The next day, Mr.Bully got angry at Silver Dude and shoved him into locker 199. Apparently, locker 199 was the locker of this girl named Megan Foxx( beautiful and HOT!!!!).
After lunch that day, Megan(beautiful) went her locker to get some books for 4Th Period when she noticed that she heard some yelling. It kind of sounded like "Help!" Help!" Get me out of here!!!"
"Is that my locker? That is my locker!"
And reader, Megan(beautiful) was right. It was her locker.
"Thank you Jesus, I got out. I lived, lived. Thank you, thank you. I'll do anything , anything as long as it doesn't involve fighting or hurting,"Silver said.
"Well, it does involve a little bit of fighting but a lot of hurting."
"What are you planning on doing?" Silver asked her.
"I was thinking we could set up a trap. Like lead Mr.Bully somewhere and I could capture him.
"That's a great idea, Megan."(beautiful)
And so reader, they did it. They set their trap at Megan's(beautiful) house.
At 5:00 the next day, Mr.Bully called Silver Dude to remind him about his torment appointment.
"Ring, ring, ring." Silver picked up the phone.
"Did you remember?" Mr.Bully asked.
"I remembered, but I do have to tell you that I'm not going to be at my usual destination," Silver Dude told him.
"Where are you going to be?"
"At Megan's(beautiful) house."
"I'll be there by 5:30. Be ready, Silver."
"You got it."
"Is he coming?"
"5:30 sharp, Megan."(beautiful)
(30 minutes later)
"I here him walking up to the door. He's coming, he's coming. Get in your position!" Silver Dude yelled to Megan.(beautiful)
"Knock, Knock, Knock." Silver Dude opened the door and Mr.Bully walked in slowly.
"Is anybody home....Megan....Silver....You her-"Wabammm"
Silver Dude swung the door out and hit Mr.Bully. He tried to get up, but Megan(beautiful) started to beat him down with her magic, powerful hair.(also silky smooth) She whacked him and whacked him until he was unconscious.
Silver Foxx got married to Megan Foxx(beautiful) and she popped out two babies(Silver and Megan Jr.)....And they lived happily ever after.Except Mr.Bully who was supposed to be unconscious, but it turned out that Megan Foxx(beautiful)whacked him so hard that he....DIED.


THE END

Last Weekend

This past weekend was uncharmful.I called up to Rapunzel,"Let down your hair,I need to tell you something important."
"What do you want you powerless wimp.I'm tired of you climbing up my hair.My hair is starting to come out.Yesterday,my hair was 250 ft.Today it's 234ft.That's 16ft,CHARLES...and plus,I'm starting to get depressed.I miss my paren-WAIT A MINUTE!I don't even know my parents.

"Honey,Honey,I'm still down here.Let me up I said!"